I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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