She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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