a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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