Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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