Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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