i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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