Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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