hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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