My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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