Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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