I bet he comes in French.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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