next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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