I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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