She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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