Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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