North Korea, Best Korea!
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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