i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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