If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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