D3 body, D1 cock
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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