Sry I called you an 8
kristin has been a bad kristin
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
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all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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