i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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