The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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