3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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