whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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