She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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