put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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