I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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