question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
