If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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