my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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