Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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