when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Randomize
