Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how can u be prego again
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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