I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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