I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
