feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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