When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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