She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
