If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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