Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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