is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
