what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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