You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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