Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
