dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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