I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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