Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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