Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Are we still banned from the library?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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