so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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