just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
