he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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