im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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