She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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