girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I didn't notice because vodka
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
