Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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