Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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